we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
Break #2
“Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”
(Source: theverge.com)
jesus christ he brings joy to my eyes
oh my god his blog is perf
MY OVARIES
(Source: wind-and-storm)
protip: before he climaxes punch him in his peepee to ensure a wild orgasm!
please dont do this
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
(Source: drarna)
How To Start Losing Weight At Home Easily?
http://skinny-jenny.tumblr.com/
Australian model caught distracted during a photo shoot when the first plane hit tower 1. What an epic photo.
It’s so weird to think that normal things were happening on 9/11. People were walking their dogs, riding their bikes, models were doing photoshoots… and the planes hit.
One of my favorite pictures on Tumblr.
holy shit
i wonder what was going through her head at that moment
wow
if i was that model..i would be freaking out and not just you know sitting there like watching a flying cat
maybe an evil villain glued her there









